Being an unwilling witness to a perfectly staged dogfight between students aspiring for posts in our students assoc. CSA, i decided to scribble down my perception of the whole debacle..(in hindi by the way) 

DISCLAIMER: Some resemblance to persons living maybe intentional, but who cares!

NETAGIRI 

Hui yahan pe ek sabha 

hazaron jo ban gaye gawah

ban ke Nagre, Modi aaye

hasa hasa ke khoob rulaye

na jaane inko kya lalchaye

gala phad yeh khoob chillaye

ek toh bas do ungli uthaye

duja bhagwan ke gunn gaye

aaye manch pe kitne bhaiya

lagi ya doobi sabki naiyya

jaane inhone kya hai sikha

samajhe kise bewakoof kahin ka

Gagan tha bhadka, Prithvi soyi

kyun na inko pooche koi

aage bihari babua aaye

bin pooche hi kaate jaye

phir apne tillu ji aaye

yawn-gyan ka mudda uthaye

hui khatam na meri kavita

abhi toh chunana hai humko neta

aa gaye kal saare nateejay

maar raha adhyapak pj

koi na sunta uski baat

janta rahi thi uski kaat

naare laga rahi thi janta

gayab tha woh Modi banda

jeet gaya ek bihari woh

chadha manch pe bin bole jo 

haarne walon ka dekho chehra

sadma laga ho jaise gehra

humko unse kya hai paana

milo toh bas tum jeeb dikhana

sab sadkon pe ghoome saare

baras rahi hon jaise baharein

wazeer bana jab kal ka kaneez

phadi sabne uski kameez 

mujhko kuch aur nahi hai kehna

aur na tumko hai yeh sehna

khatam kar raha hun kavita

khush hun apna bihari jeeta